The Comfy Unemployed Shirt

T-shirt

The Comfy Unemployed Shirt

$24.99

Clean, confident, and unpretentious — this classic cotton tee carries a bold, minimal statement across the chest. The simple block lettering sits low and wide, speaking to someone who prefers quiet confidence over loud slogans. It feels like the shirt you reach for when you want to move through the day with purpose: errands, meetups, or a relaxed hang with friends. The medium-weight fabric drapes naturally and holds its shape, while the seamless knit and reinforced hems keep it looking fresh after repeated wear. Made and assembled in the USA, it’s built to be a dependable part of a lived-in wardrobe. Product features - 100% cotton solid colors (Dark Ash: 90% cotton, 10% polyester) - Medium-weight fabric (5.4 oz/yd²) with classic fit - Shoulder-to-shoulder self-fabric tape to prevent stretching - Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and less waste - Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems; sewn-in label; made in the USA Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean

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